Dear Santa Paws

Dear Santa Paws,
I'm very, very, very sorry Mom stole your hat and put it on my head. (You have NO idea just how sorry I am.) I think maybe you should bring her a lump of coal because stealing is naughty. Putting it on my head is naughty too, for that matter. I am trying to be good, though, so I actually left it on my head for a minute so she could take a pikshur. I think that's plenty for her for Chrissymouse, considering. When you come by our house I will give you back your hat. I purromise! And Santa Paws, what we would like for Chrissymouse is a new sekretary. We love Mom (even though she puts hats on our heads). But she leaves something to be desired as a sekretary. I'm leaving you this envelope as evidence -- do you see what's missing???

*sigh* So Santa Paws, we'd really like a new sekretary for Chrissymouse. We'd even share with Mom for her work, cuz we're nice cats. Srsly.
the Pepster

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