Grandma Cat was gone one night this weekend. As mancat of the house, I have to look after everything when she is away. Mom can't do it alone.
I am in charge of:
knocking beds off the ledge
throwing litter to the moon
snuggling Boni Maroni so she is not cold
arranging THoE at multiple hours so Mom is not bored and lonely
patting Mom's nose to wake her up when she naps
protecting the WHOLE house from intruders
making sure the big door is open so we can see out the glass
tripping up Mom so she feels loved
inspecting when she goes to the human litterbox
keeping my sisfurs in line (this is impawsible, but I try!)
howling to make sure the food bowl gets filled in a timely manner
and lots more.
Now I need a week's vakayshun to get over all that responsibility.
your bud Pepi