Mommy's Purrfurmance Review for 2010
Quantity of Output: Two Paws Down
Mommy wuz worse in 2010 than in 2009! Dat is extra horrybul! She must stop dis going down hill immediatelee or steps will haveta be taken.
Quality of Output: One Paw Up
As in 2009, mosta tha stuff she helps wif is purrty good. After all, we is in it.
Client Pawticipation: One Paw Down
Mommy is no good helpin us wif emails lotsa times but is reel good sumtimes. Dat balances out to one paw down.
Pawticipation: Two Paws Down
Two paws DOWN! BAD Mommy has not letted us do a lotta stuffs, claimin she's bizzy n stuff. Dat is NO excuse!
Client Satisfaction: One Paw Down
Well maybe she should git two paws down but she is lotsa funs when she is doin her job rite. So we gif her only one paw down fur now.
Overall Rating: Ofurall, Mommy has done a bad job fur us dis yeer. When her skore is added togefur, she gits a total of One anna Half Paws Down. Dis is not good. If her purrfurmance does not improov in 2011 and her git her werk up to standard, we gonna hafta find a new sekretary purrson fur sure.
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi