Feb 18, 2011

Mommy Purr-fur-mance Review 2010

A'fore we discusses this yeer's Purrfur-mance review, we gotta go ofur last yeer's. Sad, furry sad.

Mommy's Purrfurmance Review for 2010

Mommy did not do so good for 2009 and did not improov any in 2010. Dat is disappointin.

Quantity of Output: Two Paws Down
Mommy wuz worse in 2010 than in 2009! Dat is extra horrybul! She must stop dis going down hill immediatelee or steps will haveta be taken.

Quality of Output: One Paw Up
As in 2009, mosta tha stuff she helps wif is purrty good. After all, we is in it.

Client Pawticipation: One Paw Down
Mommy is no good helpin us wif emails lotsa times but is reel good sumtimes. Dat balances out to one paw down.

Pawticipation: Two Paws Down
Two paws DOWN! BAD Mommy has not letted us do a lotta stuffs, claimin she's bizzy n stuff. Dat is NO excuse!

Client Satisfaction: One Paw Down
Well maybe she should git two paws down but she is lotsa funs when she is doin her job rite. So we gif her only one paw down fur now.

Overall Rating: Ofurall, Mommy has done a bad job fur us dis yeer. When her skore is added togefur, she gits a total of One anna Half Paws Down. Dis is not good. If her purrfurmance does not improov in 2011 and her git her werk up to standard, we gonna hafta find a new sekretary purrson fur sure.




Signed Pawsonally,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi
.Sanjee the Queen Bee KittyBoni Maroni is not as skinny as macaroniMini luvs foodsGree, Mrs. Othello, the light black sisfurPepi, Mancat of the House

22 comments:

The Paw Relations said...

Gooodness! We've had to fire our mum too!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My human got FOUR swats. I despair of having any good help.

Cathy Keisha said...

That looks like the kind of review I'll be giving TW. I haven't had a new blog put up in over a week and it's not for lack of ideas. It's SHEER and UTTER LAZINESS on her part.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, we hope your mom won't have to be fired. Perhaps you could find an agency temp to help you out?

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think you should demote your human and bring in someone else to supervise her. Probably not another human - you don't want them to possibly team up.

ZackRabbit said...

oh NO!! poor mom!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Wow, a overall -4! Thats a bad Mommy!

We hope she is challenged to do a better job in 2011!

Mariodacat said...

Oh dear - dat is not a good review at all. Poor mommy - she must be feeling terrible over her review. For what it's worth, I've been trying to find new staff for a year now, but no one wants the job. Guess I'm stuck with the same old one. Hope you have better luck.

The Meezers or Billy said...

our the mom is so bad she would not efen help us wif her review!

Oskar said...

You are some rough judges!

I have a great blog I'd love for you to check out, www.PetBlogsUnited.com. It's a wonderful place for pet bloggers to find each other.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Derby, Ducky said...

so sorry your mum got a bad review, hope she can improve.

The Furry Bambinos said...

Yep, we gave our Mom a similar review. I guess they can hang out in the dog house together.

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

Karen Jo said...

My Mom is a bad blogger, too, but I forgive her because she is such a great Mom. Happy Birthday to Grandma Cat!

Herman

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Happy Birthday Grandma Cat! We are sending you lotsa (((hugs))) on your special day!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

And I am sending my sweet boyfriendcat Pepi lotsa kisses!
Your girlfriendcat Sabrina

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We came by to wish Grandma Cat a very Happy Birthday! We hope she has a great day.

Furkidsmom said...

Happy Birthday to Grandma Cat!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy Birfday GrammaCat...
Sorry 'bout yoor moms revoo, but afore yoo try to replace her, der are a lot of lazy secretaries out der apparently. We fear dat if we replaced ours we'd get one effun worser in her place!

Au and Target said...

Oh oh, sounds like mum's in trouble! We popped over to say Happy Gotcha Day!

The Crew said...

Yes, yes...we all have the same problem - SLACKERS!! It's so hard to get good help.

Marg said...

We just came by to thank you for your good wishes and purrs for Lucky. He needs all that he can get. He is a little better. Hope you have such a good day.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Hotties! Oh we understand about mom's being bad - look how late we are visiting - because of our bad mom. We think mom's really need to understand how important the blogging is for us kitties - they just seem to think their jobs and stuff are more important! We don't get it at all!

Noll's Nip said...

Another under performing human! Ha! Tisk, tisk....mine didn't even print out the form! What are we cats to do???