Happy Squillions Day

I am Mac the Squillion. We Squillions have had a good year here at the House of the (Mostly) Black Cats.

Here I am snoozing with Boni Maroni. She is very warm and cuddly. She says I'm her Squillion, because I'm named after her, as inBoni Maroni was skinny as a stick of MACaroni. I know that's not right. She is my cat because she was named after me! But furry cats do get confused. They're warm and cuddly anyway.

My 'ramic siblings have been kinda shy, but they've been all over doing things too. Onyx particularly likes to hang out in the cat tree bottom. That way he can grab at paws as they climb up the cat tree.

We had a lot of fun this past year with Squillions The Contest, and Pixel won top prize of her very own Gizzy Quilt. I tried to get the Robyn lady to do a contest this year too, but she's bizzy with an Alien Donkey and poor as a churchmouse because of that donkey.

Greebo and Joosy, our speshul need Squillions got ADOPTED and haf noo homes! Joosy got adopted by The Taylor CatSSSSS and Greebo got adopted by KC and the Sherwood Bunch. That was very exciting for all of us.

Clementina is our vSquillion who lifs here at our blog! She used to hang out on the sidebar, but she got tired of that and has been kind of hiding out. She's still around tho.

And at the holidays, I had a very impawtant job. I guarded the Christmas stockings! I got to wear a cool hat for the job. I don't know why the furrycats complain about hats. I did very well and none of the stockings or their stuffings got lost.

Visit Derby and Vir-ginger who started it all to learn more about us Squillions.

And don't forget to stop by and say Happy Purrthday to Fiona Bun. She isn't a Squillion but she has a birthday today. That's the best birthday of all to have it on Squillions Day!

OH! Breaking news! More vSquillions are ready to be adopted from the Cat Blogosphere ! Finally! The Robyn lady says the shelter will be adopting out vSquillions for a week. So if you want a vSquillion to come live on your blog, stop by NOW and fill out adoption papers.

Have another great Squillion Year!
vPurrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Mac the Squillion

Pee Ess. The Hotties say to remind you this. I like being a helpful Squillion, so here's the stuff.
The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition #86 is HERE this weekend! Mini is hosting for us and the optional theme is SNAX! She will get the post up Sunday early evening.
Please enter your baaaad post at the BlogCarnival submission form or if this does not work for you drop us an email at festivalchaos AT gmail.com OR you can leave us a comment on this post or any post this weekend.

Look out for Alien Donkeys!

This is what an Alien Donkey looks like.

If you get attacked by an Alien Donkey and get ADS (Alien Donkey Syndrome), you make noises like *brooooooooonk broooooooooonk* when you spit up the alien slime goo. That's why beans who don't know about Alien Donkeys call it bronk-eye-tis.

If you see a creature that looks like this, be very, very careful and do not go near it. It might slime you!



Pee Ess. The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition #86 is HERE this weekend! Mini is hosting for us and the optional theme is SNAX! You can enter your baaaad post at the BlogCarnival submission form or if this does not work for you drop us an email at festivalchaos AT gmail.com OR you can leave us a comment on this post or any post this weekend.

Crappity Crap

The donkey has taken ofur Mommy big again. She's possessed by it bad. She was gettin Better but dat didn't stop the donkey. It's not ascairt of Better. But I'm starting to get ascairt of the yellow and green goo comin out of her. What if it attacks me? It must be an alien! An alien donkey! (Hellllllllp Sammmmmmmy!)

The alien donkey is makin her very very cranky. And she's gotta go find Aunty Biotiks again to try to KILL it. How do I knows? Cuz she's cussin at it and threatenin to KILL it. And then it makes her coff up more green and yeller goo in re-tally-ashun. Be veddy veddy kwiet or yoo might get BIT by the alien donkey too.

The battle of Mommy and the Alien Donkey. I sure hope Mommy wins!!!

I may hafta move out ofur at Mileses house til the alien donkey loses and leafs tho. I am ascairt of it. If yoo can't find me heer, I'll be ofur there. But don't tell the alien donkey.



Pee Ess to Sammy Meezer. If yoo come to fite the alien donkey, just lissten and yoo'll heer where it is cuz of how loud it makes donkey sounds.

Wordy Wednesday

Ack! Blog fail!

BIG blog fail! Who put DAT on our bloggie? I IS the queen of the House of the (Mosly) Blak Cats so there ain't nuffin for nocat to know better. HMPH!

Mommmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy help me fix the bloggie NOW!

Tuxie Toosday

Yes Mommy, I is in the livin room. No reezin to danse around on one paw. I've always knowed how to GET to the livin room. I just don't wanna mosta the times. There's all those sisfurs and brofur in here makin a racket mosta the times.



Pee Ess to our furriends: Fanks to everycat for sending Grandma Cat so many neato purrthday wishes. It maded her smiles lots and lots.

Pee Pee Ess to our furriends: Fanks for the awards lately. We hasta make Mommy help us put them up and she's funky. If she ever stops bein funky and soundin like a donkey we'll get rite on it.

Happy Purrthday Grandma Cat!

We are furry glad you are our Grandma!

Have a furry furry happy purrthday. And enjoy yore SUSHI for your purrthday dinner! Nom nom nom!

We loves you!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Alla Us Hotties

Finally Friday

I didn't think Friday would ever get here. I like Friday sunbeams best. They are toasty and warm and they mean Grandma Cat will be home for the weekend soon. Grandma Cat gives me tasty treats while she's cooking. I wonder what she'll cook this weekend. I hope it has toona or chix-hen in it.

Oh, it's Billy Sweetfeets Gotcha Day today. Wow has it been that many treats already? (Yes, length is measured in gizzies and time is measured in treats.) I wonder if they'll have treats to party. I'll go see. See you there!

Purrrrrrrrs,
da Mini

Snow!

It snowed a little yesterday. I got to see it through the door.


All Grandma Cat had to say about it was, "Crap."

Oh wait, she was talking about scooping the box. heh


Nevermind that. Time for a snax!

Purrrrrrrrrs,
da Mini

I brought Mom a purresent

I know Mom's been feeling rotten. So when she got nervous thinking there was a mouse under her wing chair, I decided to give her a purresent. That night I caught the mouse for her and killed it. And today I brought her the mouse. She was so happy. She praised me and gave me fishie flakes she was so happy. And Grandma Cat was impressed too, saying there was at least one good mouser in the house. I'm glad I could find something nice to give to Mom to help her feel better.

Purrrrrrrrrs,
Mrs. Othello

Is that a donkey???

Oh. No, it's just Mom.

Lookie!

Lookie at my Quilt I gotted for Chrissymouse! Did I show it to yoo? Roxy's Mommy maded it just for ME!

Here is Grandma Cat showin it off for me at Chrissymouse.
(She's taller so she can hold it up better.)

Pepi sez that it's Grandma Cat's quilt, but I knows better. After all, it sez wif luv Mommy rite there on it, so it must be mine. rite? A course it is. Maybe Miles would like to come ofur and snuggle wif me in my big colorful quilt.

Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee

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Um, Sanjee, you forgot to mention how Mom is and cats keep asking. Mom has to go back to the doctor today. Her bronk-eye-tis is still making her honk like a mad donkey and it's messing her knee up. She says she didn't know that bronk-eye-tis could make your knee hurt, but it does. What Mom? Oh. Having to sleep sitting up can make your knee hurt really, really bad again when it's already got a torn thingo in it. So anways, watch out for bronk-eye-tis making your knees hurt, folks. Her bronk-eye-tis infection is gone, now she just has az-matic bronk-eye-tis. Apparently the first kind makes you cough colored stuff and the other kind doesn't. I don't think I want either kind. Mom says to tell you all THANKS LOTS for all the purrs and purrayers tho and she purromises (this century? yeah right!) that she'll help us visit more when she can get rid of the donkey honking. Purrrrrrrs, the Pepster

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentine's Day to all our Furriends!

And we has Valentine's for our furry speshul furriends too :)

To Miles from Sanjee

To Sabrina from Pepi

To Dr Tweety from Mini

To Othello from Mrs. Othello

To Edsel from Boni Maroni

Be sure to stop by Gree and Othello's Wedding Blog for Weekend Cat Blogging. They're hosting a True Love edition this weekend!

Purrrrrrrrs,
Alla Us Hotties

Canceled

Due to an already absurdly difficult week, today is cancelled. We can't risk having a Friday the thirteenth on top of it. We'll see you tomorrow.