Nov 19, 2009

Mommy's Purrfurmance Review

We a'cided to do a Purr-fur-mance Revyoo on our Mommy too. It is kinda grim, so if yoo is a lil kitten yoo better leaf now.

Quantity of Output: Two Paws Down
Da Mommy has not been helpin us blog daylee. Sumtimes she only helps us blog two times a week. Dat is HORRORBULL! Fail.

Quality of Output: One Paw Up
Mosta tha stuff she helps wif is purrty good. After all, we is in it. But too many posts say borin stuff like "Mommy is sik" or "Mommy is bizzy" for her to get more dan a 1 paw up at dis time.

Client Pawticipation: Two Paws Up
Mommy gots our form fer furriends to get in touch wif us. Now we jus needs our own fone number n ree-sep-shunist. But we'll give Mommy two paws up fur helpin us wif emales.

Pawticipation: Two Paws Down
We hasn't been able to do lotsa fun fings dis yeer and dat is a shame. Shame on yoo Mommy for bein sik an bizzy! Two paws DOWN!

Client Satisfaction: One Paw Down
Sumtimes dis is good when Mommy helps us post fun stuffs bout ourselfs on our bloggy. But when she bizzy wif my ducky's bloggy or just sayin she's sik or somefin, well fooey. So we gifs her one paw down on dis one.

Overall Rating: Ofurall, Mommy has not done a furry good job fur us dis yeer. When her skore is added togefur, she gits a total of One Paw Down. We has to put her on pro-bay-shun and if she don't get her werk up to standard we's gonna hafta git a new purrson.

Signed Pawsonally,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi
Sanjee the Queen Bee KittyBoni Maroni is not as skinny as macaroniMini luvs foodsGree, Mrs. Othello, the light black sisfurPepi, Mancat of the House


Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think my human gets a two paws down in general. Even if she does well, it's the attitude you know... AND she has refused to get rid of the Male...

SeaThreePeeO said...

Harsh, but if it needs saying, it needs saying. We hope you mom improves!

Angel and Kirby said...

All the other kitties have Mom sacred. She is worried how we will rate her.

The Meezers said...

uh oh, our the mom is werried now. we is still werking on our review. we has to vote on efurryfing and then we hiss and swat and then we rassle and then we get too tired and haf to nap.

deer sanjee - does you want to come ofur today and snuggle? it's raining and the tent is cozy! - purrrssss n nosekissies- yore boyfriendcat Miles

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh oh, that was not a good review. Our mum is worried what we are going to put in hers, and she keeps saying to us,'You won't give me bad marks will you boys? Who wants some treaties?' We told her we don't take bribes.

Derby said...

Your mum will have to work harder for you, but it is hard to replace a mum!

Glogirly and Katie said...

You cats are harsh! I'm getting very, very scared. After reading all the criteria, I'm thinking of hiding this crazy performance review form from Katie. It's just not looking good for me.

(Katie the cat's girl)

Tiger Lily said...

Right now my Mom gets 4 paws down! She does not help me blog even every week much less every day.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

So, yer gonna innerview new Mommies soon?

Kaz's Cats said...

We think you were harsh but fair - at least your Mom knows what she needs to do to improve. For some reason, our Mum says that she doesn't need a purrformance review - we'll see...


Gypsy & Tasha

Marg said...

Poor Mum, she didn't get a very good report. Could it be that Mum might have other things to do so you kitties are kept quite happy. Our Mom gets at least two paws up.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear. We hope your mom improves. We hate to think of you having to replace her. You must be used to her by now and all.