You see that thing? It is a rock. It is NOT a treat. It is not chix-hen or real live dead shrimps. It is a ROCK! What good are they? Ok, some of them are good as toys. But they're not even the best toys. They don't have any NIP in them. *sigh*
Mom, stop playing with rocks now and get me some treats. Or chix-hen. Or real live dead shrimps.