- Mommy sings like a dyin tree frog. (Dis is kinda common in beans, we finks, but it's still embarassin.)
- Mommy frows away purrfectly good real live deaded mousies.
- Grandma Cat makes skeery monster snufflin noises sumtimes when she sleeps.
- Gree says sumtimes Mommy scoops the box upstares then leafs the poops in a bag next to the box. How stoopid is dat? Is it better outside da box?
- Mommy can't fink of a fing to say on her own twitter. *snicker*
- Mommy and Grandma Cat both get in rain in the house on purpose. They are nutz.
- Mommy is furry embarassin when she takes off her fake furs. She is UGLY nekkid!
I hope she don't do dat in public.
- Mommy can't meow worf nuffin, but she still tries.
- Grandma can't see in da dark at all. She trips on me in da dark.
- Grandma calls Mini by Boni's name and vicey versy.
- Grandma calls Pepi by Mini or Boni's name. Sheesh and he's all floofy.
- Mommy talks all silly half da time to me, like I can't unnerstand real words, like I wuz a baby or somefing.
- Mommy is lazee and hasn't helped us put our awards on our site like dis cool one we gots frum Derby just dis week. What a rotten sekretary she can be.