Thursday 13

Thirteen Reasons It's No Fun When Gree is Sick
by Mini

1. She gets all the sympathy
2. She looks funny when she drools
3. She takes up the whole sofa
4. The evil PTU comes out of hiding
5. Gree does look kinda pitiful really
6. Mom gets all upset
7. Grandma Cat gets all upset
8. The beans talk about how nice the v-e-t is to see Gree after hours and that means that NO time is safe
9. The v-e-t takes green papers so there's less green papers for MY TREATS
10. Gree is really cranky when she's sick
11. Mom keeps tellin us over and over to be nice to Gree
12. Gree is the one who gets tempted with tasty treats, not me!
13. Gree moans about how mean the v-e-t was while she's getting treats, adding insult to injury

So I"m really glad Gree is pretty much well now.
*whispers* Besides, I secretly like her, but don't you tell her that. I'll deny it