Boni Maroni: Dr Z, who's pretty nice, even if he is a v-e-t, says we're both doing good. I'm 11.4 lbs and Mini is 13.3 lbs. I'm not sure why they put us on a cold metal thing to figure that out. We already knew Mini is fatter. That's because she's a moocher. I think Dr. Tweety likes plump girlkitties, though, so it's ok.
Mini: Boni. Of course I'm fatter. I wouldn't want to be all skinny like you! Dr. Tweety would worry.
Boni Maroni: I am not skinny. I'm svelte. Dr Z said I was skinny as a stick of macaroni when I weight 6 lbs but I'm a good size cat now. So there.
Mini: Hmph. Well Grandma was worried you're too skinny.
Boni Maroni: That's just because you're so fat, Mini. It makes me look skinnier. Anyways, Dr Z says we're both healthy. Except Mini had some tartar on two back teeth. Probably from sauce with the fish she eats cuz she eats so much. Whenever she can.
Mini: Well I don't want to starve and get all skinny like you!
Boni Maroni: But he was able to get it off easy, so she doesn't have to have her teeth done or anything like that. Then he got mean and STABBED us! And I got stabbed twice!
Mini: Well getting stabbed once was bad enough.
Boni Maroni: Ok, I'll agree to that.
Mini: I layed around most of the day acting pitiful. I got lots of treats out of it. hehe
Boni Maroni: I'm not surprised.
Boni Maroni: Anyway, if Grandma Cat comes near you with butter on her fingers, run for the hills. That is NOT safe butter.
Mini: It was tasty butter, though.
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