Feb 27, 2009

Look out for Alien Donkeys!

This is what an Alien Donkey looks like.

If you get attacked by an Alien Donkey and get ADS (Alien Donkey Syndrome), you make noises like *brooooooooonk broooooooooonk* when you spit up the alien slime goo. That's why beans who don't know about Alien Donkeys call it bronk-eye-tis.

If you see a creature that looks like this, be very, very careful and do not go near it. It might slime you!

Sanjee the Queen Bee KittyBoni Maroni is not as skinny as macaroniMini luvs foodsGree, Mrs. Othello, the light black sisfurPepi, Mancat of the House

Pee Ess. The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition #86 is HERE this weekend! Mini is hosting for us and the optional theme is SNAX! You can enter your baaaad post at the BlogCarnival submission form or if this does not work for you drop us an email at festivalchaos AT gmail.com OR you can leave us a comment on this post or any post this weekend.


Camie's Kitties said...

That is a great picture of the alien donkey and we didn't know they made those noises. Thanks for telling us. We will be sure to watch out for it.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're so sorry you have one with ADS in your home. Do you have a doghouse outside you can hide her in until this possession has passed?

We hope she is dis-possessed soon! Those alien donkeys are hard to get rid of.

The Meezers said...

well, Pepi and I cornered the alien donkey last night, but it slimed us. We spent the rest of the night shuddering in the corner. - Sammy

Oh, pee esss - Sanjee, we love the new blog look, but the pikshur of you wif your legs in the air makes Miles gasp and pant efurry time he sees it.

Deer Sanjee - Don't lissen to Sammy, I's just "appresheating" your beautiful pikshur.
wanna come snuggle away from the AD? - purrsss and nosekissies - yore boyfriendcat Miles

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope you are able to get rid of that alien donkey. It does not sound like fun at all.


Sunny's Mommy said...

ADS looks very scary :-0 I hope your Mom can get over that alien donkey attack soon!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Holy Crow!!!

That almost made me piddle in my pantaloons!

Scary, scary stuff!

Hope that donkey gets lost soon!

Purrs Goldie

Tracey and Huffle said...

I won't be going near any donkeys, just in case they are the alien type.

Huffle Mawson

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

As Skeezix would say, we wet ar pants a little bit when we saw dat piksher...scary!

Eric and Flynn said...

Jeepers! That alien donkey scared the poop out of us. We don't want to get slimed on.