House of the (Mostly) Black Cats: Needs T13

Thursday 13 by the Hotties

We've seen this Needs meme around and wanted to try it for all of us.
The rules: All you have to do is Google your first name with the word "needs" behind it and post the results. So we all did.

Sanjee needs a helping paw. (Sanjee: Dat was on google bout me lookin fur a boyfriendcat. Well I did, now I's got a boyfriendcat, the famus Miles Meezer.)
Sanjee needs a SSN. (Sanjee: To get a credit card. Still werkin on dat. Weerd how efurryfing on google wif my name is bout ME. Way cool.)
Mini Needs Front Row Treatment (Mini: Of course. That's where the best foods are.)
Mini needs some repairs. (Mini: I didn't know I was broken!)
Boni needs help googling up aprons and organza. (Boni: hehehe This was on google bout me looking for an organza apron for Edsel.)
May 7, 2007 ... this is what Boni needs most. (Boni: Hmmms, why do I need a May 7, 2007. It's a used date. Can I get a new one instead?)
Boni needs to straighten out her valentine (from Edsel) at the House of the (Mostly) Black Cats. (Boni: How embarassing! Google knows my valentine from Edsel was crooked on the wall.)
Boni, needs a new residence/car/yacht/private island. (Boni: That would be nice. Just me and Edsel, and room for furriends to visit.)
Gree needs to have at least six years of experience. (Gree: At what???)
Gree needs more candy. (Gree: Candy? I'd prefer fishy flakes. Unless it's nipchocks from Othello.)
Gree needs a little more splatters of brown and green (Gree: Checking back. Do I have splatters of brown and green to begin with?)
PePi needs to install itself by running parallel_exp_install.sh. (Pepi: Install myself? Like install myself on the Gizzy quilt with Sabrina maybe?)
Pepi needs somebean to run on top of when he's runnin around like his butt's on fire. (Pepi: Yep, that's still true. But how did google know?)