Be Vewwy Vewwy Kwiet
Mommy has kwit smokin and now she's adjusting.
I'm gonna go campin ofur at Miles. I'll be back um... when is Mommy gonna be adjusted?
Well, I was going to go visit Edsel. But maybe I should stay home and sit on Mom and purr.
I hope adjusting doesn't mean leaving the food bowls empty. I better eat all I can just in case.
I'm going to go visit my bestest friend Mistrie in Hemlock Haven. Then I'll go see handsum Othello.
*pats Moms foot with a paw* I love you Mom. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr