Be Kwiet
Be Vewwy Vewwy Kwiet
Mommy has kwit smokin and now she's adjusting.
I'm gonna go campin ofur at Miles. I'll be back um... when is Mommy gonna be adjusted?

Well, I was going to go visit Edsel. But maybe I should stay home and sit on Mom and purr.

I hope adjusting doesn't mean leaving the food bowls empty. I better eat all I can just in case.

I'm going to go visit my bestest friend Mistrie in Hemlock Haven. Then I'll go see handsum Othello.

*pats Moms foot with a paw* I love you Mom. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr