May 14, 2007

Gas Out? See Mini!

Mommy and us has gotten about forty eleven squillion of these emails about gassing out.

NO GAS ...On May 15th 2007
Don't pump gas on may 15th April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the oil industry for at least one day.

Mommy says it's notta bad idear. She says car-pooolin is good too. I finks we should just all not go to the V-E-T. Well, cept in emergensees or somefin. Not goin to the V-E-T would save Mommy at leest 10 trips a year in the monster wif wheels! That'd save gas!

But what I really wanna know is what Mommy's doin out the winder kissin her monster wif wheels? She raves bout it been neerly an anteek and still gettin 35 miles a gallon, but it don't look like fun kissin it. I thought there was Only One Miles anyways, my boyfriendcat, Faro of the Foo-ton. Not 35 of them per nuthin. Mommy's confuzzled again, I finks. But if she wantsta be gassed out, all she's gotta do is sit wif Mini (see abuv pikshur).

Sanjee the Queen Bee Kitty

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