Nov 2, 2006

Can't Be a Food

Those yellow things up there are called bananas.
Mom says they are food.

They can't be food! I checked, and I'm the food specialist around here.
The outside yellow part tastes very, very nasty. The inside whitish part tastes like pretty much of nothing in one state or another of mooshyness.
There's no tuna flavor or salmon flavor or beef flavor or ham flavor or nothing!

What Mom?
You're going bananas?
Mom, you're right there where the bananas are. You can't go to bananas! You're already there!

*whispers* Hyooman beans. I'm going to go find something that is actually eatable. Maybe Temp-tay-shuns. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

~~ Mini the Food Specialist


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